[Event][Maido...Oh...Maido is a Scary god....][Open War Tournament]

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[Event][Maido...Oh...Maido is a Scary god....][Open War Tournament]

Post by Sia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:41 am

Maido called upon the elements. What to make now? A lantern of safety? A guiding lighthouse of the Mists? She who was of the elders slung seals. A witches hex, ancient and forbidden. A lost art known only to her and the chosen few followers. "As I lay waste, so too, shall I be your savior" Maido spoke into the mist, allowing Kairo to move freely of her own leisure.


Maido summoned a booth. A duck. It fused with the boat, and Maido sat presently upon it as captain. She would man the ticket toll. Currently? 10 points a pop. Her and her followers and puppets and other various companions manned the area. The tournament would start soon. Ten Zenny Entrance fee. Maido looked bored. She conjured a wooden sign, and drew on it in blood ink.
Entry Board:
Open Tournament, end of week. Free for all. Training too. Rules as written:

Bow.
Ask if you come as friend, mentor, student, teacher, killer, reaper, superior, god, enemy, or savior, and profess your supposed earthly given rank. You may lie. You may die.
If you get further than 400 meters from Maido, she can still find you. If get get within 400 meters of her, you lose. Maido is Judge and does not attack unless threatened. You have been appropriately warned. Death is fair game here. Beware, here be dragons. If you come within four hundred meters of Maido, all of your summons will instantly materialize and be summoned by Maido, utilizing both yours and her own chakra to permanently bring them forth. This includes Jinchuuriki's inner demons. If you are not at peace with your spirit friends, you will be.
Current Bounty Board:

Maido, Six Hundred Seventy-Four Thousand and counting killing spree, since birth
Entry Fee: Paid
Currenty Bounty: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
The Best Fucking Chuunin Exam Ever:

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