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by Sia » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:08 am
Maido gathered her followers. Each of them, she gave a staff. Or weapon of their choice. Or more. Or dozens. Or hundreds. She produced them endlessly, she had done the missions to prove it. She had so many resources, she was a walking fortress. "Today, I will teach you something, dark and mysterious. We call it Kuuenbu, the sky walts, named after the yearless. This is a dark technique, to be used when you need it. I teach it foremost, to all that may heed it. The blood witch stepped, a distorted blur in the snow. She left to movement prints, her tracks brought no. She counted thirteen, she summoned them all. Eldritch terror puppets, lost pirates she falled. "I don't know where you are, Vorashu, and Kota...but I will see you." Her hands moved quite quickly, she drew a blood tattoo in the air. It floated and burned, a demonic sigil of hive darkness. It called upon a dreaded blight, a withered hold in the night. Maiido brought her hand up, the hunter did stir. "Give me a knife," she purred. Her disciple did follow, and shifted shape quickly. It became a sickle, a nice little karambit rather. Jet black in color, a wire it had tethered. A handle of heart, Maido wielded it. She performed seals with the other hand, and flipped the handle round. A ring at the end, she found it quite round. It flipped and it twisted, it cut and it shrouded. It moved so silently and quickly, it obscurred her tactics most misty. Its own black mist blade, it through off black smoke and red vapor, with Kayoko transformed, she made smoke, and it obscurred in Maido's favor. Her hand seals obscured, a smoke covered her body. Red blood mist rose up, and Maido departed. She became one with the mist, her body undetected. She grabbed Kayoko's handle by the ring, and summoned thirteen clones of herself. Kayoko too, began to chant softly. Each one of them too, had a Kayoko knife broadly. Each weapon, a different shape, a forbidden clone trio. Three Kayokos, Three Hisayos, Three Maidos, Three Trios. She did it again, this time at thirteen. Thirteen Kayokos, Thirteen Hisayos, Thireen Maidos, Thirteen Teams. A training session most awful, but god it was efficient. It was rigorous, it was tormentous, it was evil and it was most twisted. But it truly did work, this much they always knew, Maido was efficient, that much was always true. A specialist at heart, she would do what it takes, she would do it without hesitation, for herself and friends sakes. To stand before her was to command no mercy. To stand beside her was to command respect. To stand behind her was to command protection. She summoned a shield, the same size as Rei's own, but a Moon shape, dripping venom flames, A hydroi's embrace, kraken tentacles did gather. A venomous tangle, Maido called it Moon Shatter. The shiled was quite wretched and each clone now had it. They ripped a core from a pirate, and filled it with acid. Again they each did it, but cycled an element. Now the training could start, and each day would bring hell with it. The war between countires? Maido cared for it not. She would laid enemies to waste, res them and prevent rot. She'd put them to use, no matter the burden. It was a job, she was a specialist, it wasn't unheard of. Now pacifist, the queen of the underworld did chanter, she was wrm and quite fuzzy, she demanded some banter. She needed a pet, someone to satisfy needs. Where would she find them? In Iwa? In the sheets? In the streets. She made her way to the market, and did grab an apple. So succulent, so forbidden, she called it Red Dapple. She brought it out quickly and paid for it with smiles. "Why thank you" she said, and threw coins to the child. She gave him a bite, she carved it herself. She meant noone harm, hell, she might be an elf.
Maido curled, taking a defensive stance. Something most wretched, given circumstance. Kaori, the others, they all waited and watched. In complete utter silence, the primordial talked. "It is good to see you feeling well, Yukari, Kaori. Where is Kotaru? I haven't heard him, it seems." She gave a slight grin, and her body started floating. "This stance can't be used, unless you don't require oxygen." Several followers gasped. This had grown dark. Something about Maido, they saw, had grown in the dark. Her smile became wicked, her face had ripped open. A grin from ear to ear, a marionette maul opened. Chelsea smiled down with arrow shark teeth. "I come from the mist." Said Maido, and shark waters rosed in. Floral black patterns of all different composures, the dress Maido wore?
"Yes @;- It came with Black Roses." Yukari, Rei - Witnessing Maido Become Her Superior & Harbinger, Iwagakure Mountaintop, November iii
Maido moved. Her followers blinked. She'd moved so fast, they couldn't even see it to think. How did that happen? Where did she go? Maido was gone. Not a soul could follow. Within four hundred meters, she had drawn the spell. If someone had entered, she sent them to hell. If you required oxygen, you were at her mercy. The mist? It still followed. It became invisible. It was cursed. She'd heal you, if you yielded, but she didn't usually fight. Most people didn't' know it, but Maido was a fright.
"Yeah...I forgot...Maido is a scary god." - Hisayo, Kayoko, Kaori, Yukari, Nae-Nae, Rei, Hyuuga, Ishiguro, Awai, froze in their tracks. This was something that they'd never forget. A stance withtout warning, a silence vignette. "If you blink, I have enough time to move four hundred meters away from you before you open your eyes. My body doesn't require me to blink. How do you combat that? Go. Brainstorm it with me."
Maido suddenly moved back into view. "I also can merge with my mist and disappear anywhere within four hundred meters within is instanteously. Fight me." Suddenly, the blood witch grew menacing. She sang, a deep, operal chorus as her hair suddenly turned to purple flames. A black and gold speckled aura, a glistening carcass of undeath. A true necrodruid, primordial and hydra. Old beyond youths, the eldest of witches. Hang on, young disciples, and buckle your britches. Maido and chorus, and everyone became hazy. She rose up her first, and the ground became shaky. She was not using doton, no, this was something else entirely. She created a new thing, she called it a name mostly delightly. "Shippuuga" To those that had blinked, it would have been missed. She said it so fast, Kaori sweared it had been a kiss. It was so silent, it required an Instinctual god to hear it. If you had less than that? You couldn't see it, smell it, or hear it. Maido vanished from view, suddenly the area grew red. If you were in here? If Maido wanted? You were dead. "What had she said?" Someone asked aloud.
"Shippuuga." Maido whispered. The crows buried their noses. "Hurricane-Fang."
"It is a maneuver, with a cursed forbidden name. I only teach those to my companions and followers. Use in emergency, because you may kill someone by accident. If you enter a mist, created by me, I can control your body, you are no longer free. I create them at will. I can create them often. I can be your savior, or I can be your coffin. In the blink of an eye, I can summon the mist. I'll kill you. I'll heal you. I'll give you your wits." Maido's voice echoed. Noone else dared talk. "Trinity, come here. I require you assistance." Her two cousins joined, Muramasa Three Toiled. One human, One weapon, One dressed up immortal. They merged, quick in hand, and let out a yawn. "Do we look bored?"
"Yes."
"Good. That's half of the story. The stance can't be used if you require oxygen. So you must be able to hold your breath for a very long time if you want it to work. It's the closest thing to taikinesis you could think of" She added, and her followers nodded. "By letting go of your earthly attachment, you will enter the void." Maido spoke grimly. "I have no heart." She said. "I don't have to touch ground. I'm Santa Clause, I can fly down a chimney." She giggled. Maido suddenly moved, if you blinked then you missed it. The mist disappeared, it was gone in an instant. "What happened? Where''d it go?" Her followers asked. "If you blinked, then you missed it." Maido told them and laughed. Her followers gasped, most of them laughed. The stupider ones were confused, but they too all just laughed. It was a neat little trick, known only to the mist. If within the mists, you couldn't sense, you'd never know, what the Mist were doing. That was true, Maido always dared it. Don't play truth or dare, if you get scared in the dark. A hurricane fang, meant to swallow up blood. It was dangerous and evil, and it made mortals eat mud.
"I'm done being a hero." Maido suddenly said. To those that weren't inside her, it was a macabre instead. "Sometimes its fun being the villain." She moved, to those that blinked, it appeared too fast. She was gone, her human body and weapon, disappeared as a ghast. A frosty embrace, Kayoko was reforged. A small knife, she named it so. With great forbidden magic, Maido called upon the frosts. The black void flames of ice, that enveloped the damned and the lost. She caused a great stir, the other bannins shook their heads. A demonstration of a death dance, a flock of feathers with lanterns. Maido showed the way, her phantom dancer yielded banters. "Butterfly Dance" Maido uttered, and she twirled in a pattern. If one blinked though, she could kill you, and that's all that really mattered. A stance where she was invisible, distorted, and contorted. She didn't touch ground, or breath, or channel, or form seals, she merely floated, silently, observing, and hordeing. Boading, waiting, a terrifying spectre, a scarecrow in the jungle, a fever reported. "Where are they?" Her opponent asked, a choked voice in the night. Within her red mists, Maido's carnival took flight. She restricted the vision, she made it quite so, in fact, without vision, most opponents would know; Maido was their god now. If one couldn't sense, or smell, or fear, or touch, or breath, or move, or cheer, what could you do? Maido was it. The primordial of death. Good thing she was nice, for she bringer of death. Hundreds of years, Maido had lived. Noone usurped her, unless they want death. A blade eight inches long, a handle of heart. Maido grasped it, and then she did start. The blade became apparenty, it was a sickle in handle. Curved like the moon, respect it did demand. It moved in a dance, and Maido was flawless.
"This is an ancient style of sickle, hafted, and polearms, and projectiles."
"Maido...Is a specialist...She goes in....and she get the work done." - Yukari, Rei, Kaori.
Her followers took note, it wasn't a gloat. They had seen it first hand, the cavalry was no joke. "Send in a beast." Maido called. Her sickle was wretched. It dripped poison acid, her venom enhanced it. A large viper owl, a cobra wolf spider, a wolf hawk bat wasp, an octopus spider. Maido summoned creatures, abyssal horrors of old. She commanded legions of undeath, she a Necrodruid olde. She summoned them left way and right way and south. She summoned them sunwards and moonwards and howled. A pack summon bond, bound in the mist of dead souls. She called upon fallen heroes and lost souls. A lantern of threshlight encricled the mist, she was a cruel mistress, a thistle abyss. She brought pain and death, yet pleasure eternal. To be kissed was quite rare, one should feel eternaled. Yukari Rei and Kaori stepped up to the plate, a double entendre to help with the bait. Kaori shattered her body, turned into glass. Her cores dissambled, she became a sash. She emblazed herself on Yukari, Rei as a weapon, a living corpse rainbow witch now in Yukari's possession. Kaori summoned a weapon, she made it of stone. Lightning and gravel mixed in with her bones. It brought with it elements and curses and strings. It was made of everything, and it devoured all things. A world ender weapon, taught by Maido herself, its signature was desperate, and to use it meant death. "As you wish." Maido said loudly, for everyone to hear. "Step back four hundred meters." And everyone cleared. To those that would blink, they would definitely miss it. Maido kissed the air, drew some blood, and her open hands fixed it. A red crimson mist, torrential tribute. From her pores and her body, red vapors did shoot. They gathered and bothered and they stirred and they wretched. "The moon will turn red" Maido spoke, and the moon bled instead. It ran like a wax, and everyone grew hotter. To those that remained, it would become a bother. A transfusion of Katon, Santon, and Sanguine, to breathe in her vapor, made Maido maido your queen. A smokey red cloud, imbued with her venom, she was arachnid, and goddess, she brought passion and ends them. She sand a deep song, and carried out her great vision. An artist among us, she calculated division. She punched in the code, analyzing her target. She appeared in a blink, a vapor becoming god among mortal targets. Kaori and Rei tracked it, the duo defending. Yet; Maido was faster, they saw no such thing. Their limbs were disabled, faster than they could think, "What the hell?" They both asked, they'd been downed in the rink.
Maido moved quickly, she used the blunt of the sickle. The needle point dipped murder, she didn't use it within them. She bludgeoned and blunted and swung with great force, at god speed, and god strength, she was the wolf with full force. She hunted her target, disabled them swiftly. "Don't get caught flat footed." She said whilst she floated, and raise her hand up high, her opponent wrote it. They too becme gloated, yet humbled and floated. Maido controled their bodies, their movements, their moments.
Onu:And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:boo fucking hoo
Onu:validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
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This Delightful Exchange:Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless
Hayate:Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:There is peace in being trash.
Wright:calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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