Time to get Drunk!

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E-Rank

*Alcohol Spew

This jutsu is a playful antic used to infuriate and further frustrate an opponent. After taking a drink of sake, the user waits until the opponent is looking directly at him (obviously at close range) and spits alcohol into their eyes. Since users of the style are usually toting flasks of booze that border on toxic, this can very easily blind an opponent for several posts, depending on how well the technique connects.

Rai walked into his master's training yard and pulled out his Sake. This style was going to be loads of fun.

Rai took a large swig of sake in order to begin training this jutsu. It was a fairly simple jutsu to learn all it required was the spitting of alcohol into an opponents face. So Rai began attempting to spit alcohol into the "face" of his practice dummy. He had the swig in his mouth and reared back and...dribbled Sake all over his chin. He cursed and coughed as he choked a little on the sake.

He took another large swig and urned his sights once again on the dummy. This time working his tongue a little experimenting with the precise technique. He reared back again this time focusing his sites directly on the face of the dummy. and he spit with full force and once again dribbled right down his chin. However this time he didn't cough it all up. He grinned. I'm getting a little better

Rai took another large swig of sake remembering his tongue positioning and this time experimenting with lip movement. He decided on a pucker and his tongue position was right and he reared back for a mighty spit. This time when he let fly, the strong alcohol sprayed in a harmless splash barely making it to the dummy's face. Rai cursed again. This is harder than i thought

Rai grinned and took another deep drink from the bottle and tossed it aside..he was confident he had it down this time He held his lips correctly Moved his tongue right and gritted his teeth close together and spat outwards with a fury. The alcohol shot out of his mouth right into where the eyes of the creature should have been. Rai smiled. He got it.

Rai Turned around and observed the six cans he had lined up in front of him. He smiled and took a swig from the sake jug. He eyed his targets closely and positioned his tongue and teeth gritted. Then in a ferocious outburst he spewed the sake at the six cans in rapid succession. One...two.....three....four.....five.....six I finally have this jutsu mastered

Just to make sure Rai grabbed up his jug again. He took a deep drink from the jug which was now completely empty and positioned his teeth and lips. He had figured out his tongue had nothing to do with it. He reared back and spat into the dummy's face one last time. The spot was small that he had spit. But it was precisely where the eyes should be.

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D-Rank

*Inner Strength of Lu:
Prerequisite: Drunken Fist (and a strength of 5 or more)

This is the basis of the style, and is present in all of the ones that follow. After a few drinks, the user begins to stumble, and basically mimic the traits of a drunk. They begin to mumble, and lean at extreme, almost impossible angles, catching themselves quickly at the last moment, all the while acting like they are holding cups used for drinking sake. This requires a lot of (you guessed it) strength, especially in the legs, ankles and core. They used this strength to roll on the balls of their heels, and whip back and forth erratically. This style is mainly used to dodge incoming attacks by confusing the opponent with irregular movements, then switching to an attack style when they move in close.

Rai surveyed the scene he had set up for his training. Several tall wooden posts were standing in the training yard along with a strange apparatus Soku had designed for Rai. The creation was made of metal..obviously. It was around 15 feet tall and was roughly square in design. From the upper supports hung several large steel weights. These weights were attached to gears at their pivot point. These gears were attached to a small motor located at the base of the apparatus. Rai focused a small amount of his chakra into the motor and it grumbled to life. Instantly the gears began to turn and the weights began to swing back and forth. The weights were connected to the gears by chains and were positioned to collide in order to create a more erratic movement.

Rai sighed and took several drinks from his sake jug. He stepped up onto the first pole and waited till one of the weights swung his way he began to lean back to dodge the first weight. He waited until it was very close to him and it smashed right into his chest, sending him flying. Rai landed on the ground with a heavy grunt. He stood and shook himself before reapproaching the training device

Rai stood before the Swinging weights as they hammered into each other sending them sprawling in different directions. He climbed onto a post and hopped to the middle. He held out hi8s arms to balance himself in his miraculously swirling world. Out of instinct his hands shaped as though they were holding cups. Then out of nowhere, a heavy weight slammed into his back without even giving him time to lean. Once again Rai was tossed to the ground. Hmmm maybe more sake will help

Rai stood and brushed himself off. He walked over to where he set the jug and grabbed it. The tipsy special jounin took several deep swigs from the potation. He smiled and once again hopped onto a post in his training mechanism. He turned to face the first oncoming weight and dodged it without leaving his feet. His ankles screamed with anger at him for punishing them in such a way. Then as he righted himself he was blindsided by the very weight he had just dodged he was tossed to the dirt like a rag doll. Maybe it's not the ankles that need to be my pivot point....maybe its the balls of my feet.

With his new found revelation the now drunk special jounin jumped onto a nearby post and prepared for the first weight. It came at him. He rolled back on his heels and the weight passed over him. Rai placed both hands on a post directly behind his back and pushed upwards righting himself. He smiled and laid down on his left side as another weight swung at him. He landed with his left hand on a post and the bottoms of his feet perpindicular to the ground. he laughed again. Then just as he was about to push himself back upright a weight smashed into his midsection knocking the wind out of him and throwing him to the ground. Rai lay on his back for several moments before standing and brushing himself off.

Rai grabbed the jug of sake and emptied its contents into his stomach. he climbed onto the training machine again and watched the weights come at him. this time he rolled on his heels dodging them one after another. This went on for several minutes with Rai only getting grazed slightly by the swinging weights. His legs began to grow tired and he was finally hit from behind and tossed to the ground.

Rai lay there for several seconds catching his breath before bursting into uncontrollable laughter. He then stood One last go before i call it a day He hopped up onto one of the many posts. His legs burning nearly as much as his world was spinning. The first weight came and went without touching him. His hands were held out for balance taking on the natural shape of holding a cup. Rai twirled around on the balls of his heels for several minutes like a true drunken master not a single weight touching him as he performed strangely agile feats. He smiled wide and hopped down. He flicked the off switch on the motor and laide down in the dirt falling asleep immediately.