Naruto Saigen Roleplay

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<t>The kick sent Kotoya spinning hapahazardly upwards, whirling about with reckless abandon. The boy was forced to break his spin, readying his kunai for an aerial assault during his ascent. However, it was at this point that he noticed Shinnegan had readied Chakra scalpel, a very deadly offensive I...

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<r>"Oh, I'm not done with you yet, I'm afraid. The show's only just begun, as far as I'm concerned. Your dismissal means nothing. It's time to reveal the efforts of all my taijutsu training with Raijuta-sensei!" ((<URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uae554l3pE"><s>[url]</s>http://ww...

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<r><s>[i]</s>OH THAT SON OF A BITCH I AM PERFECTLY TALL FOR MY AGE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!<e>[/i]</e> Kotoya fumed inside, but kept it hidden with a calm demeanor. "I think I'll call the dumbass chuunin 'Kangan'. In case you didnt know, it means 'eunuch'." Kotoya...

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<t>"Well, 'this kid' is Kotoya Juri, the top leaf genin, who has never failed a mission, despite the fact taht he's been on 1 A-Rank, 6 B-Ranks, 11 C-Ranks and more D-Ranks than he can count. 'This kid' is going to surpass a certain lazy chunin who's stupid enought o fall asleep spread eagle on the ...

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<r><s>[i]</s>Now's my opening. I can't belive he fell asleep spread eagle on the battlefield. Is this really the famed Shadaloo team I've been hand picked for?<e>[/i]</e> <s>[b]</s>THUD FSSSSSH<e>[/b]</e> A paperbomb attached to a kunai sprang from the bush where ...

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<t>Kotoya fell to the ground, sputtering. He glared at Kaishin, returning his kunai to its pouch. "Asshole. I need those to bone chicks and make kids. I know the boat's pretty much sailed for you, because you're unattractive, old, and boring, but have some sympathy for the younger generat...

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<t>Kotoya regained consciousness on Kaishin sensei's back, heading back towards the village. "Man, and I was about to kill you. Well, any one of these days I'm going to murder in your sleep, old man. If you hadn't pulled that horrid genjutsu on me I would've skinned you alive. My mother i...

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<r>As the smoke cleared, fifty rather sharp, rather imposing shuriken were headed straight for Kotoya. He wouldn't be able to avoid all of them, he knew that much, but avoiding the bulk of them could be done. Making as single handsign, the young genin expelled a burst of Suiton generated water at th...

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<r>"Well, okay, whatever you say, Kaishin-sensei. Prepare yourself," he wanrd, dropping his smoke grenade to the floor and stomping on. <s>[b]</s>FWOOSH<e>[/b]</e> A cloud of thick grey smoke filled the air, and Kotoya was already on the move. His fingers were a blur as ...

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<r><s>[i]</s>WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH YOU? I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT STALKER PEDOS WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BE JOUNIN SENSEI. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK MAN!<e>[/i]</e> Kotoya smiled, turning around to meet the leader of Shadaloo, Kaishin. His advice was reasonable, yes, though the th...

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<t>Kotoya approached the spot in the forest where he had planned to do some tai training in preparation for the missions he'd have to take with his new team with his new jounin team leader. He'd been signed on with the oddly (yet aplty) named Shadaloo because of his promising Iijutsu prowess. Howeve...

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<r>Kotoya's jaw dropped. <s>[i]</s>OH COME ON KOTOYA DON'T POP A STIFFY IN FRONT OF YOUR NEW TEAM MATES YOU'LL LOOK WIERD! RESIST THE URGE TO GET A BONER! FIGHT THE POWAH! HOLY SHIT SHE'S BARELY WEARING ANYTHING! JAM IT IN JAM IT IN JAM IT IN JAM IT IN<e>[/i]</e> Yes, A...

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<r>((Rabbit, are you saying that Senju heard Kotoya's speech about low performing ninja before? I made sure to imply there was no way he could've heard that, so what about him could possibly be "off" from the one line he's said to you?)) <s>[i]</s>I'm good at leaving your ass in the du...

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<r>"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Katashi. I do have prior experience with a team, though it was disbanded because our sensei was a neglectful, incompetent drunk and my teammates were demoted back to the academy due to piss poor performance on missions. He sighed, clearing his throat...

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<r><s>[i]</s>Yeah, I know I'm great, you dumb fucking bitch. Do I need people to tell me I'm awesome? Fuck no! I'm already aware of that.<e>[/i]</e> "Oh, really, you're flattering me. I really don't deserve that much credit. I'm not sure it's possible to survive medical ninjutsu tr...

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<t>Kotoya once again trudged into the Academy practice hall, 15 minutes before the appointed meeting time for his re-assignment. He truly did hope this team would be better than his last; Toyota-sensei was a useless, inconsiderate drunk who couldn't teach worth shit, and both of his teammates were c...

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<r>"Oh Kotoya..." The boy's heart raced. His mother wanted to do more Iijutsu training again, and that wasn't something he was about to let happen. He had it all planned out this time. Everything was in order; all precautions taken, every path open, and just about every single possible th...

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Oreos is my nickname for Orius, by the way.

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<r>Autumn day. Brisk, not cold. Cold makes it sound like you're whining. A boy and his mother are in the forests outside of the town gates, practicing. For what? He didn't know. Why didn't he? He didn't care. There's a fine line between not knowing and not caring. Kotoya Juri walks that line every d...

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<t>At first, it was all normal. And then the shitstorm began. ~ 2 minutes later, Kotoya was a sniveling pile of emotions on the ground, whimpering softly to himself. "I saw too much! WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THAT? GET OUT OF MY HEEAAAAAD!" <...

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<r>Kotoya had been making his way through the forest, trying to find the tree he had been hiding all of his illicit moonshine in. Oh man, that stuff is the bee's knees. The FrellBoes Elbows. The Peg's Legs! The Breenus Penis! But I digest. And yes, I do realize that the term is digress, but I figure...

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<t>Truth is but a subtle invitation, always available but perpetually rejected. It is all too understandable though; the human body in all its totality is incapable of recognizing and understanding such meaning. To realize the workings of reality and the repercussions of every choice, eve...

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<t>"Super Manly Profession of Epic Grandeur En Masse! THE RAINBOW SHOUTS IN ME!" Of all the places to be on a saturday morning, Kotoya had to be here, in the gym, with his own "personal trainer" his mother had hired for him. Unfortunately, this personal trainer was a HARD GAY BODYBUILDER....

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<r>Kotoya had been eager to return to snooping in his mother's diary. The moment she left for work, Kotoya made a beeline for her room, throwing open the door and makng his way to the bedise table. Unfortunately, he found no such diary. He hurriedly checked the drawers on the nightstand, but found o...

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<t>On a brisk afternoon, two leaf genin sat behind a table in those really cool director chairs. Man, those are so cool. I mean really. Freakin' awesome. But I digress. One had a bullhorn, one had a chalkboard. Both had clipboards with a rather complex scoring sytem tally sheet clipped onto it. <br/...

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<t>Kotoya opted for the couch first; it appeared to be the only big item that he could muster the strength to carry. Though it wasn't particularly heavy, it was rather cumbersome to move on his own without quickly losing his grip on it. Due to this complication, he ended up dropping it on his toes m...

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<t>"Oh yes, indeed, my name. I am Kotoya Juri, the sole son of Misuya Juri, the acting Chief of Medicine over at Leaf Hospital. I am skilled in a variety of Iijutsu in case anyone were to get hurt to get hurt during our duties today. Speaking of duties, what might you have us do on this fine morning...

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<t>He approched his fellow workers with faked enthusiasm and gusto. He decided to be overly polite so as to not be overly casual. It's always better to over-dress than to under-dress, they say. He turned towards the main group of workers. "Good day to you, fine sirs. I am Kotoya Juri, a h...

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<r>(To the tune of <URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVdA9ABzpg&feature=related"><s>[url]</s><LINK_TEXT text="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVdA9AB ... re=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVdA9ABzpg&feature=related</LINK_TEXT><e>[/url]</e></URL> Follow along the ...

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<t>It was exactly 6:57 AM and 29 seconds when he arrived at the old man's residence. He approached the west gate with a professional demeanor. He made sure to tighten and adjust his bandanna to make himself look presentable. His mother assured him that if he were to tarnish the Juri family name by m...

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<r>Gray skies for a black mood. Feel guilty. You’re normally not so vindictive but today you’d like a bit of rain for the occasion, perhaps some lightning to spice things up, maybe a little thunder to herald your demise. You’ve always liked spicing things up, it’s what led you through life, led you ...

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<r><QUOTE><s>[quote]</s>"Inuzuka Shisei is gasping for breath, each desperate reach for air more pitiful than the next, and though Kin presses both hands to his chest in an effort to focus Mystical Palms, something tells me he won’t live. We’ve fought this den of missing nin several times...

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<t>Kotoya briskly entered the library, an air of importance and direction in his step. He needed to rent his mother a few medical manuals for an important upcoming surgery she was performing. His ass would be on the theoretical line if he did not get these manuals promptly; a few one-sided, angry ro...

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<t>Kotoya was doomed if he pursued his can of ninja hash further. Close range fighting with a Hyuuga taijutsu specialist? What was he supposed to do? Heal her to death? "Oh, go right ahead! Err, uhh, I was just on my way to aisle 7 to get some manpons for Mr. Cabbagepatchkidsorwhateverman...

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<t>The end of the list is a moment of joy for Kotoya; it signals the end of a long and arduous journey. Each item has been carefully checked, double checked, and triple checked to make sure he had it. Otherwise his mother would beat him to something that once resembled a bloody pulp before it had be...

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<r><s>[i]</s>How rude! You don't merely step out of a tea party like that! Such an action is rather uncouth.<e>[/i]</e> "Well, good luck with your training <s>[small]</s>(you cold dirty bitch)<e>[/small]</e> I hope it goes well! We should really does this again some ...

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<r>"Well, I don't wish to brag, but I suppose you must be right, as my mother's training has given me unrivaled Iijutsu prowess as of late. I guess you learn best when you're pushed to your limits, and almost dying is possibly the toughest limit to be pushed to. And thanks for the compliment, I migh...

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<r><s>[i]</s>Two words; batshit insane. Moving mountains with one's soul? How absurd!<e>[/i]</e> "Well, my medical training is a bit unorthodox: it usually consists of me getting beaten to an inch of my life and then being forced to heal myself up again, or I'll end up doing someth...

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<r><s>[i]</s>Wow, I never knew it was such a sensitive subject. This worries me.<e>[/i]</e> "I'm sorry for bringing that up; I had no idea you'd react that way. I apologize. On a lighter subject, I do believe I heard you say that you are rather inept at performing the Gentle Fist t...

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<r>"Indeed it would be, my silent friend. I feel that Jasmine tea is among the most refreshing of all teas in the way that it is brewed; slowly, over a slowlyheating flame. It is such a gentle heating technique that brings out the flavor in said tea." <s>[i]</s>WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE T...

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