Shadaloo Meets!

[Sabre]

The forest of the fire country was calm, blue skies, few clouds, and a slight breeze. It was nice...very relaxing. A guy could lay back, shut his eyes, and pass out on a day as great as this. And that's exactly what Ohaku did. He was laying back on a tree branch leaning against the trunk. The leaves rustled a bit. Great shade provided him with great sleeping weather. He was sound asleep with his arms hanging at his sides. It was very nice.

Now the chunin was high up on the tree, as he spent his time climbing the tree waiting for his new teammates. This was the meeting spot for the new team, Shadaloo. This was his latest team since he had teamed up with Mikado and Kazu. He'd been in so many teams now, he didn't bother remembering the names of his teammates. Hopefully now, he'd get a permanent team that won't have the members die off. He waited in peaceful silence, sleeping, waiting for the rest of his team.

[SexyPanda]

Now's my opening. I can't belive he fell asleep spread eagle on the battlefield. Is this really the famed Shadaloo team I've been hand picked for?

THUD FSSSSSH

A paperbomb attached to a kunai sprang from the bush where Kotoya was hiding, hitting its mark and lodging itself into Ohaku's chosen branch.

BOOM

Kotoya didn't look up to see if his attack was successful; he didn't have the time to do so. He hurriedly made hand signs under the cover of the shrubbery.

Water Clone Jutsu!

From the puddle Kotoya had created on the ground earlier rose a human form, identical to Kotoya in every way. Waiting in the cover of the bush, they both readied kunai.

[Niro]

Kaishin could only raise an eyebrow in confusion as a small explosion went off. He shrugged and continued on but almost laughed when he saw a burning tree and two Kotoyas. He sniffed lightly and determined which was a clone, it was obvious, the one that smelled like dirty water. He flung a kunai into the clone and grabbed Kotoya by his pants, lifting him up and giving him a wedgie.

"Now now Kotoya-chan, we don't blow up team mates." Kaishin lectured, plucking the kunai from the genin's hand and placing it in his own holster. He walked into the opening and could only smirk. The explosion left a singed and burned Ohaku. He lifted Kotoya higher and then dropped him on his ass.

"Alright kids! I need names and specialties! I'll go first seeing as I'm the Jounin here. Haideki, Kaishin is my name and I specialize in Iijutsu, Genjutsu, and Taijutsu." Kaishin finished, grabbing Kotoya's kunai and throwing it in between his legs.

"Don't blow Ohaku, the chunnin here, up. It isn't nice seeing as he can also help you train. Also, I will castrate you eventually. K?"

[Sabre]

The chunin who was peacefully resting did not even expect his new teammate to be such an asshole to his sleeping, in Ohaku's words anyway. He was expecting a lovely sleep, but then all of a sudden, the branch under him exploded. As the explosion rocked, he immediately woke up. An attack? He quickly pulled out his blade for protection. But he was falling down as this happened. He was planning a genjutsu, but he couldn't get in a good position to do so. He couldn't see a thing going on under him.

After some throwing of kunai and a water clone exploding, Ohaku eventually fell right onto the ground on his back. The wind was knocked out of him. After a couple of seconds on the ground, he slowly got up. He rubbed his head from the impact's pain, and looked to his teammates. A jounin and a genin, great. He heard what Kaishin said and agreed, "Don't wake me up..." Nothing else.

After a service of lectures, Ohaku got onto names and specialties. He went first since it was better he did than anyone else. "i'm Ohaku...as you know. I'm good with Genjutsu and some ninjutsu, but I can't hold a jutsu for my life. " He looked at Kaisin, yawning while doing it. "So Shin, who's this kid?" Shin was Ohaku's nickname for Kaishin...

[SexyPanda]

"Well, 'this kid' is Kotoya Juri, the top leaf genin, who has never failed a mission, despite the fact taht he's been on 1 A-Rank, 6 B-Ranks, 11 C-Ranks and more D-Ranks than he can count. 'This kid' is going to surpass a certain lazy chunin who's stupid enought o fall asleep spread eagle on the battlefield. 'This kid' is also going to kill Kaishin-sensei one day. 'This kid' specializes in Iijutsu and Ninjutsu assisted taijutsu. That sums up everything about 'this kid'."

After a long third person speech, Kotoya sighed, turning towards Kaishin.

"Well, Shinnegan, what's up next?" inquired Kotoya, making up the nickname "shinnegan" on the spot.

[Niro]

Kaishin chuckled at the kid, only idiots using third person views to talk.

"Oh I'm so honored." Kaishin replied to Kotoya, sarcasm lacing his voice. "Anyway, I'm pretty sure you know why you two are both here. We're here because this is a new team. Team 'Shadaloo.' This team will not take priority over your genin team, Kotoya-chan. But, we will be taking the higher level missions." He finished looking at Ohaku and Kotoya.

"'Shin and Shinnegan huh? Fine, Ohaku you're Ku-chan and Kotoya, your nickname stays the same, Kotoya-chan."

[Sabre]

Team Shadaloo, what a title. Ohaku yawned again as the genin referred to himself int he third person trying to sound tough and cool. He shook his head when he said he'd kill his instructor. Gee, this kid was pretty violent. Exploding and trying to knife Ohaku then making a death wish, genin these days. The kid made a nickname for Shin as well, but it was slightly less epic. Didn't matter, they were a team and nothing would really change that. So he would just learn to deal with him.

Then Shin got his humour along, and passed on the team. He mentioned higher level missions, and he liked that. At least they could get stuff done. But Ku-chan was a strange nickname. Well, whatever, he now needed a nickname for Kotoya. "Well if we all give nocknames, then I guess I'll call the genin here Mijikai." He grinned and chuckled a bit, since Mijikai meant short. After yawning, he went to a tree branch and sat down. He leaned against the tree and relaxed, waiting for the next set of knowledge from Shin.

[SexyPanda]

OH THAT SON OF A BITCH I AM PERFECTLY TALL FOR MY AGE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Kotoya fumed inside, but kept it hidden with a calm demeanor.

"I think I'll call the dumbass chuunin 'Kangan'. In case you didnt know, it means 'eunuch'."

Kotoya smirked, hoping to get the chunin pissed off enough for another fight. He was damn well ready for round two, and it would be checkmate this time.

[Niro]

"You're right, Ku-chan. He is short." Kaishin grinned but almost laughed as Kotoya came back.

"Kangan means Eunuch, yet Eunuch means a castrated man. Yet, how would Kotoya-chan here know Ku-chan has been castrated? Been peeping on the men's bath houses lately eh?" Kaishin responded with a shit eating grin on his face.

"Anyway, I don't want anymore fighting so calm down." He scolded, holding up a hand and watching as a blue sphere of chakra formed in his hand. He dispelled it quickly and shoved his hands on his pockets.

"Alright, we know our team mates, and we know what we are. Dismissed!" Kaishin ordered, he didn't need another fight so he was staying until they both left.

[Sabre]

As Ohaku sat back, he chuckled at what his Jounin partner said. He didn't feel sympathy for the kid, since he tried to blow him up while he was sleeping. The bark of the tree was very comfortable to his head after falling. It was cool too, giving a nice relaxing heal. But the kid called him a castrated man, eh, whatever. Ohaku didn't really care, as he knew the kid would get what's coming to him soon enough.

Looking at the jounin, he saw a rounded ball form in his hand, then disappear. He didn't bother to ask about it since he knew he couldn't form a jutsu at all. That was depressing him lately, but sleep always cured that. Soon enough he was dismissed, Ohaku yawned. In a sleepy tone, he said, "Yo, Shin, I'm gonna stick around here for a while. I need some shut eye." After that he closed his eyes laying back on the tree trunk and dozed off. He was out cold in thirty seconds.

[SexyPanda]

"Oh, I'm not done with you yet, I'm afraid. The show's only just begun, as far as I'm concerned. Your dismissal means nothing. It's time to reveal the efforts of all my taijutsu training with Raijuta-sensei!"

((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uae554l3pE cue epic new technique music))

With that, Kotoya made a single handsign, expelling a single burst of water from his hands, which, on the completion of a few more handsigns, became a water clone.The true Kotoya then made the ram hand sign, widening his taijutsu stance. Then, dimly at first, but then surrounding the boy, a glowing aura of Suiton chakra formed.

"Striking Spin Whirling Bencho hatsu technqiue! Tempest Wind! Double Blind!"

The clone swiftly grabbed Kotoya by his legs, spinning him around multiple times before letting him fly at Shinnegan. Kotoya used the momentum of the throw to rotate around in a horizontal spin, grabbing a kunai and holding it above his head as a piercing point. In essence, the boy had turned himself into a spinning drill of sorts, combining the force of the spin and the kunai as a point to create a deadly attack.

He wasn't done yet, however. A jet of water exploded forth from his feet, giving the "drill" even more forward momentum as it rocketed towards Shinnegan. The Funsha jutsu even allowed him to change his direction in midair, giving him a chance at hitting Kaishin even if he were to dodge. The only downside to this was that he'd be spinning so fast he'd hardly be able to see the direction Kaishin dodged to if he were to do so, meaning he'd a very little chance of hitting him if this were to happen.

Above the roar of the jet of water, Kotoya's voice could be heard.

"Geyser Drill! Triple Blind!"

Kotoya smirked to himself. A surprisingly good attack, despite the fact that he'd completely bluffed and thrown together a haphazard combination of his already known jutsu.

[Niro]

Kaishin ducked as Kotoya flew at him and kicked upwards as it flew over him. Performing the Tiger, Horse, Rabbit, Rat, and Dog hand seals he stood up, a blade of blue chakra humming around his left hand.

"If you attack me again, Juri-san. Do not expect mercy." He spoke to the kid who was spinning upwards now.

"Also! If you come at me with the intent to kill, do not worry your death will be painful!" Kaishin screamed, the chakra scalpel's color darkening as his anger resonated through his chakra.

'I'm getting tired of this fool's fight. Time to end them all.'

[SexyPanda]

The kick sent Kotoya spinning hapahazardly upwards, whirling about with reckless abandon. The boy was forced to break his spin, readying his kunai for an aerial assault during his ascent. However, it was at this point that he noticed Shinnegan had readied Chakra scalpel, a very deadly offensive Iijutsu technique. After weighing his consequences, the boy decided that his life was more important than his pride.

Gracefully landing a few feet away from Shinnegan, he pocketed his kunai, sighing.

"Alright, Shinnegan. You pass for now. I can accept you as my sensei. Honestly, getting caught by my smoke paralysis technique put your competence in doubt, but I suppose countering my best jutsu without breaking a sweat proves you're much more capable than Amatsu. Amatsu wasn't exactly so lucky. I had made sure to paralyze her beforehand, meaning she couldn't dodge. After taking the full force of the attack, she was put in the ICU with a punctured lung and several snapped ribs, along with severe blood loss. In hindsight, I really should've paralyzed you first, but you've already seen my trick, which would make that exceedingly difficult," he chuckled, shaking his head.

"But, she has nice tits, so I keep her around just to stare at them. One of my team mates is a useless Senju, whom I completely wrecked when we sparred, and the other is a decent Hyuuga, whom I also beat despite the Hyuuga clan's unmatched taijutsu. I was able to catch both of them with the Geyser drill, though I didn't use a kunai like I did with you and Amatsu, so all I did was crack a few ribs, with no damage to the internal organs. But alas, I ramble."

[Niro]

Kaishin stared at the kid coldly, his eyes narrowed. He knew the kid liked to act when your guard was down so he didn't dismiss his scalpel. He could only listen to him when he rambled on, nodding at certain parts.

"As you said, I am your sensei, putting you under my jurisdiction. You are an excellent student but if you disregard orders again, I may have to report you." Kaishin scolded, holding his hand out.

"This is what would happen if I took you seriously." A dark blue orb of chakra appeared in his hand, swirling destructively. "This can turn your insides into something not even your mother can fix." He smashed it into the ground, creating a smoke screen. While enveloped in it he grabbed Ohaku and shunshined away, reappearing atop the Hokage Mountain. He placed the kid down and shunshined again, disappearing to his home.