Back and Forth to Suna

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Back and Forth to Suna

Post by Octopus Garden » Tue Nov 19, 2024 10:50 am

It was time again to check back in with the supposedly great village of Sunagakure, which, had fallen to trouble and turmoil lately. Unfortunately, Ikanbi was to remain neutral in these matters, but, she still had business to attend to. She was a retired Jounin, but she was still will respected, as much as anyone respects a mad man with a nuke, but respected none the less.

No, she wasn't respected. She was feared, loathed, disgusted, distrusted. She had never been liked in the first place, and for what? Ikanbi had done nothing but exist and yet people spread lies and rumors about her. For what? What purpose? Why? It was frustrating and quite frankly it was bullshit. They could all piss off, really.

She mottled off a mawkish poem to herself and made do with a warm beer she had on hand, then after two of those she spouted off another poem to the kids and drank a whole bottle of wine, then sang quite beautifully, but sadly for quite a bit of the journey.

They still had quite a ways before they reached Sunagakure.

Ikanbi wasn't generally truculent, but, she had been drinking and was now rather argumentative either way. Over the dumbest and most trivial of things too.
A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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Back and Forth to Suna

Post by Octopus Garden » Tue Nov 19, 2024 12:08 pm

It was a good thing that Ikanbi and her writer were magnanimous, or many of the people involved would have been killed or sued in court for ridiculous things that they had said in their direction. That was exactly how Ikanbi had begun her incredibly angrily worded letter to those that had wronged her.

"First of all, I'm not even sorry, not at all. I'd do it again." She had said to the lot of them when given the chance to do so. She had time now, time to think and to repair and to seek therapy and undo some real damage. Well, some damage could never be undone. Still, she could never understand what would drive someone to start spreading lies and whatnot.

For what purpose? Why go out of your way to spread such lies and nonsense. It was barbaric, childish, ridiculous, and idiotic. She would never understand it, even with the Emperor's Crown. She could read the minds of everyone around her, it was no problem, really, so, why bother lying?

So, most people didn't buy it. Most people didn't lie, but a few people still listened and took it for truth.

In abject, she called them idiots.

Yes, Idiots. Afraid, scared, delusional idiots.
A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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Back and Forth to Suna

Post by Octopus Garden » Sat Nov 23, 2024 12:05 pm

She sought out whilst in Sunagakure a friend from the scribes. In Wind Country their were a great many spirits to be found, but several monkey spirits, nomads, kindred spirits of her own, could be called upon in time of need. They were looking to train with a particular monkey spirit today, Ikanbi had taken the children from Sunagakure out into wind country a ways. They had stopped into Suna first for a few supplies and some information gathering of sorts. They pressed the air and found just how much damage had come from the war and heard of a bit of a tiff where a rebellion was stirring up.

Ah, so the rebellion had begun.

Ikanbi had seen the whole thing play out in the Oracle Engine. The balance of the nations would find itself true, eventually, one way or another. The map couldn't be all brown forever. Ikanbi shifted her focus to the group of children on her left as they left Sunagakure and set back out into the wild country. It wasn't very far actually, where they were going, to the east. It would only take them a few hours via caravan, which, they did use the caravans. They were nifty little things after all. With proper maintenance and love, the caravans could carry them very far for long distances and great lengths of time.

Ikanbi was truly thankful for her place in life. How wonderful everything was, really. She handed out pastries and snacks to the children with a smile as they set out.

She tuned it with the crown and listened carefully to everyone's thoughts as they dug into their snacks, revealing their secrets.
A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
The Best Fucking Chuunin Exam Ever:

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