It's a Fucking Anniversary

[Zangy]

Jaku was strolling along, just as he always did. He wasn't bound by the same code as other ninja in the village, being forced to stay in Fire Country all the time, but, Jaku was much cooler than that. He stayed in Fire Country by choice, not because he had to. Yeah, he's a fucking badass.

Damn straight.

The bannin continued along his way, making sure to smile and nod at all those that he put his life on the line to protect. Well, not really. No one was a match to him. He'd beat the shit out of anyone that even tried with little to no effort.

Fuck yeah.

However, today was important. He had to meet with one of his few remaining family members. To the male's knowledge, only this boy that was raised by the weakling-and-not-as-good-as-Jaku-kage and himself. Of course, there could have been a few surviving traitors, but those would be dealt with eventually, just like all others.

Oh well, that'd be later. Now was time for an anniversary of epic proportions.

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(OOC: Just a bit outside of Konoha. Standard trees/etcetc.)

[7eleven]

Ekitai was strolling around his destination, looking for his uncle Jaku. He didn't really know the man all that well, but he was important to Ekitai in the sense that he was literally the only living family member he had. Sure, there was Tousha, but blood is thicker than water. But, then again, Tousha's head is considerably thicker than blood.

He spotted a man with dark blue hair in the distance; A sure sign that he'd found Jaku, considering he'd never met anyone outside the clan with blue hair. As he approached, he gave a short wave, then pulled the brim of his hat down to block the sun from his eyes. "Heyo."

[Zangy]

"Hi-yo, kiddo," Jaku welcomed with a wave to the smaller-in-more-than-one-way Ruisan. He hadn't really know his nephew at all, but he did know of his existence, which was enough to call this meeting up. A meeting with two people, just like sex.

Or something like that.

Jaku neither knew nor cared, but it didn't really matter at all.

Anywayyyys, meetings had a purpose, whether it be to make a baby, make a deal, or just have rough sex. Something should be produced from the interaction, and this wouldn't be any different.

"So, you've been around the village long enough to know that Tousha is a horrible fucking teacher who doesn't deserve his job, but he's fit to be the figurehead behind the desk as he takes it up the ass, right?" He was being a lot more calm in this rendezvous, since first impressions were good, even though most of his first impressions composed of someone getting shot. In the face. Multiple times.

Ekitai probably wouldn't, as long as he didn't piss the man off.

"So, rather than deal with that dipshit of a teacher, you should be taught be one of your own blood, one that knows your own bloodline and can help you excel at your inner Ruisan talents and not be a failure."

[7eleven]

"Errrr." Ekitai didn't really know what to say to that. His immediate reaction was to be defensive; Tousha was like a father figure to him. But, Jaku did have a point. Tousha could be a bit...thick-headed at times. He was also slightly taken aback by Jaku's...vocabulary. He'd never really had a problem with cursing, but this man took it to a level that he couldn't really understand. "Well, I mean...sure, I guess. I will admit, I'm sort of lacking as far as Ruisan clan techs go. It's sort of hard to learn then when you're only one of two people that know them."

[Zangy]

"Of course, of course. It's like learning how to fuck whenever you're by yourself. Just not going to happen." He thought about it for a second, putting his hand under his chin, mimicking the Thinker. "Well, you could always be a fucking awesome prodigy, like me, I guess, but that'd take a genius, and that just won't happen."

With that, the bannin laughed to himself. He was awesome.

"So, would you want to be the apprentice to the best ninja in Konoha... wait, no, the fucking World?" Jaku was a bit full of himself, like always, but hey, when you're the best, you're the best.

[7eleven]

Ekitai wasn't sure how to take that. Er...I'm offended, I think? It was probably just Jaku being Jaku, and he probably didn't mean to insult Ekitai. It's hard not to, though, when you have an ego the size of his. "Well, yeah. Who in their right mind would turn down an offer like that?" Sure, in a normal situation, a normal person probably would. But this wasn't a normal guy, it was Jaku, the only person he knew of that could probably take Tousha in a 1 on 1. He was actually rather flattered that Jaku would even offer, even if it was out of some sort of obligation to help a clansmate. "Yeah, I'm in."

[Zangy]

"Now that's a fucking deal, then," he said with a smile. "However, don't think this is because you're a fucking someone--cause you're not. Also, don't think of this as you being someone that's the shit--cause you're not. Even though you're one of the piss-poor Guardians doesn't mean much to me. Power and skill need to be shown and proven, not just because some pansy gave you a title."

Walking over to Ekitai, he pulled out the Red Queen, twirling it around his finger with his left hand as he put his arm around the younger clan member's shoulder. Holding the gun out, he turned to face the boy, "Y'see, a Ruisan can do many things, ranging from sniping someone's ass, to bring down armies. However, that's not all we can do. Fuck no. Us Ruisan are masters of Ninjutsu. Masters of Control. Masters of power. We're the boss of the world. We can support others," he continued, then quickly went to a more whisper-like tone, "even though that's for pussies like the Hokage," then went back to his normal voice, "So, yeah. We're the top."

He then moved away from Ekitai, regaining his composure. "Got it, cuntwipe?"

[7eleven]

Ekitai was trying to get used to Jaku's vulgarities, but was finding it a bit difficult. "Um, yeah. I'm fairly confident in my abilities, but it's pretty obvious that I'm nowhere near as good as you. No offense, Jaku, but there's no reason to insult me. Partly because I know my place, and partly because, well...there just isn't a reason for it."

"And yeah, you don't have to tell me that. Tousha's powerful, but it's obvious that he's only second best. I love the guy, he pretty much raised me, but his kanji techniques have nothing on the Ruisan clan techs. Between you and I, assuming you don't do it before I get the chance to, I plan on taking the Ruisan clan name to the Hokage's office."

[Zangy]

(OOC: Sorry for the wait)

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Jaku let out another laugh. "You still have much to learn, kiddo. A ninja's words can never be taken at face value. Keep that in mind, else you'll be another shit smear on the pavement. Ignore the distractions and focus on the true message." Throughout his little quote, his face had went from joyful to a bit more stern, showing that this was something of at least somewhat importance.

"Kage, kage, kage. Do you even fucking know what it means to be kage? You constantly have to be a pussy, but also full of vigor. You are the figurehead for the entire nation. The figurehead that is constantly aimed at, constantly having shit flung in their face, constantly having everything blamed on them. Ninja dies because of a Konoha ninja? Guess who is to blame? Yeah, that's fucking right, Tousha. The list goes on with blame going higher and higher. I don't want to have to deal with that fucking bullshit. You might, of course, but that's up to you, not me. The figurehead that everyone requires to constantly be strong in face of all the crap slung every which way."

[7eleven]

Ekitai laughed. "That's a bit ironic, Jaku. You consider yourself the strongest ninja in the village, but then you slam the Kage position, saying that 'you have to be strong'. Do you think you'd crack under the pressure? Yes, I understand what it takes to be kage. Not firsthand, of course, but I've seen the toll it's taken on Tousha. And, honestly, I think I could handle it better than he could." He paused to study Jaku's reaction to this, and then continued. "And, well, as cheesy and cliche as it may sound, I feel obligated as one of the last members of the Ruisan clan to make sure that our name lives on after our deaths. As you said, Ruisan are the fucking best. I owe it to the rest of us to make sure everyone else knows it."

[Zangy]

Heh. The boy was catching on.

Looks like he really was a Ruisan.

"Of course, of course. But remember, there are different strengths, ranging from leading a village, to sucking a dick. Some are good at different strengths, while others aren't. I'm way too fucking harsh to be a Kage. It's not that I'd crack under pressure, but more instead that everyone else would be cracking. Only a few people can handle a dick as big as mine."

With the mention of the arrogance, Jaku chuckled. Not only was it at the claim, but also at the arrogance. This boy really was a Ruisan.

"Different people have different strengths, all right. Maybe yours will match up."

Crinking his neck a bit, he answered the last part. "Of course. Taking the loss of others and churning it into something positive is a good thing, just make sure it stays for that reason alone. Corruption is the worst thing in the world. Don't you ever fucking succumb to it."

[7eleven]

Ekitai wasn't really expecting a show of compassion from Jaku. It wasn't really compassion in the sense that others might portray it, but Jaku's words seemed compassionate in comparison to other things he had said. He felt pretty awesome that Jaku said he might be able to match up. "So, now what? When are we going to start this training business?"

[Zangy]

"Not now, not yet, fucktard. For now, a meeting was needed. Tomorrow, we begin. Well, true training and all of that shit. You don't fuck on the first date, no matter what Tousha told you. Plus, you'll need rest for tomorrow's training session, got it? If you don't, you'll just be another bitch on the road of life."

With that, Jaku walked away a bit, before poofing away.

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(OOC: You can post again and turn it in now. Then I'll open the next thread.)

[7eleven]

Er, Ekitai wasn't sure what to say to that, so he was a bit relieved when Jaku poofed out of sight. Well, he's definitely a lot to handle, but nothing I can't get used to. The only problem I see is that he doesn't seem to like Tousha, which hopefully won't cause any arguments.