Said the Straight Man, To the Late Man

[Idiot Proof]

Steam had begun to rise up from the stocks at the old bathhouse. It was a nice and sarnie place to spend your time. Though with Kowai there it wasn't going to be so tranquil for much longer. He should have gotten the large sized towel, the small was barely able to warp around his waist and it came off as some sinful miniskirt. Though the sin was well placed, as Kowai was here for some rather sinful reasons. He has some dark plans, some evil and sinister plans.

He was waist deep in the hot water of the hot spring. One had to wonder how one was suppose to bathe in these waters, the steam which came off the surface was enough to make one sweat. It was a bit ironic, and a bit troubling. Nevertheless, Kowai was enjoying his moment of relaxation. On the rocky edge of the hot spring he kept a sake sakazuki, though considering he was underage and didn't have any friends old enough and willing to buy some booze for him, he filled it with water. While there was plenty of water around, he wasn't about to start drinking that filthy water that many from around the area have used to bathe. Raising his eyebrow up at the thought, he poured his water into a plain tokkuri, ready to sip.

He calmly relaxed, allowing himself to sink in further into the water, up to his shoulder while he kept his dish balanced on his fingers. The once cold water was starting to get warm, but that wasn't the main concern. He was in the bathhouse and enjoying himself. Alone and tranquil, nothing was going to bother him today. He was going to plot, and relax, the perfect combination. Though soon he would be greeted by the mumblings of others; he sighed at the harsh reality and the thought that this was indeed a public bathhouse.

[Qazedc230]

Katsu was outside the public bath house. He walked in a got a towel and headed to the dressing room. He disrobed putting his cloths in a holder and raped the towel around his waist. He started walking toward the bath-area and turned the corner slowly. He turned in then he let out an inner cuss. Aw hell. Whats the point of waking up early if when you get here there is some fat kid in there already. Well better get it over with. He went over to the other side of the bath, set his towel done close to the edge, and quickly slid in the water.

He gave a quick unrecognizable hand gesture for Raven, who was flying in circles in the air. She flew and landed on the fence of the bath house. Katsu signed and relaxed in the water. He closed his eyes and said, "Hey Chubby, whats in the cup?"

Katsu smiled and sank in neck deep and waited for Chubby to answer.

[Idiot Proof]

As he tried to sip down his water like some gentleman of sipping on his tea, he was greeted by a rude and very disruptive voice. He twitched and sent up a splash form his saucer, effectively ending his sip. While he didn't particularly mind having to share a bath with another, he would have preferred to relax, and keep quiet. He knew that once he opened his mouth to speak, he was never going to close it. He growled a bit in his mind, knowing that his peace and quiet was about to be ruined by his own doing.

He let out a sigh and set his saucer aside; it was rude to not reply when asked a question. Then again, perhaps not answering the question would have been in his best interest. If he simply ignored him, he wouldn't have to go on for hours and hours in mindless conversation, and he could actually enjoy his time off, and he didn't have any time on to look forward. With this internal conflict raging, Kowai seemed perfectly content on the outside. He sighed once more, but not one sigh or annoyance or rage, but a sigh of comfort and relaxation, "Cold water." He replied in an easy tone.

His hand rose and cradled the one chin which had bone supporting it, "Why would you bring water to a bathhouse?" He questioned himself, as he began to go on the rant in which he foresaw and the rant which he feared. He didn't like giving people chances to speak, they got in the way of his own thoughts, and he was on a roll. He moved himself forward a bit, so his back was pressed up against the hard rock. There was the sound of a suction cup faulting with that, as if his back has sealed water out.

He wasn't really giving Katsu any chance to speak, "You see! Many people like to use these facilities to bathe." He explained, knowing how redundant it sounded. He quickly grabbed his saucer, filling it up with a second helping of water. "Many of these people are of lower qualities of hygiene, which makes this water, well... Undesirable!" He emphasized. He needed his cold water to relax, and goddammit he wasn't about to drink some filthy bathwater. With this explanation out of the way, would think that he was finished, but no there was much more left. For now, and now only he was temporarily silenced as he took a sip of his water.

[Qazedc230]

Katsu sigh as soon as Chubby started talking. Gah, great fatty's not gonna shut up for a while. He just let Chubby talk and talk and talk. He waited till Chubby "bathe" then he rose his hand out of the water, in clear view of Chubby's view. He gave a few short hand symbols with one hand and paused on the last one until Chubby finished talking. After Chubby said, "undesirable" then released the hand symbol.

As soon as he did, Raven who was just sitting on the fence took to the sky. She circle a few times about then dived toward Chubby's water container aiming to knock it over.

Katsu just kept quiet and relaxed in the water.

[Idiot Proof]

Kowai was relaxing himself, albeit his idea of relaxation was a bit different. In the end, there was always one thing that ruined his fun, or many things. His water being tipped over simply being one of thousands of possible instances. Nevertheless, he heard it all, the loud tap and the crack that would follow. His eyes began to tear up as he glanced over to spot to see the water pouring out of the broken ceramic piece.

It was if time had stopped. Kowai was one with his water, he felt ever drop of water as it fell out and crashed on the rocks only to flow into the water of the hot spring and become one. He was drinking that! Defiling the drink of an Akimichi, "Damn..." He slowly muttered, as water continued to flow from the jar. He lifted up his cup, and violently tossed it in frustration,"Damn!" He said once more, as he entered a second level of upset. As the final drop left the jar, it was if the final drop of Kowai's patience had also left,"DAAAAAAAAMN~!" He shouted at the top of his lungs, as his final shout of pain and anguish.

[Qazedc230]

Katsu simply smiled as the water spilled. He wanted to just laugh, so he did. He felt no sympathy for those who rambled. Chubby was no different. Katsu looked at him with a smile that Chubby would hate and said, "Aw...I'm sorry, you know you've got to watch out for those wild birds around here, they do lots of crazy things."

Katsu just exhaled and relaxed with joy from Chubby's screams.

[Idiot Proof]

Finding it hard to like, relax without his water, Kowai left.

[Exit social.]