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Post by Octopus Garden » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:22 pm



fucking rekt
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Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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Post by Amatsuki » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:44 pm

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BagPipesCylan: Yet these hands will never hold anything (;o;)
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Post by Nick » Sun Sep 20, 2015 5:22 am

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Post by 7eleven » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:30 pm

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Post by Nick » Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:03 am

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Post by Octopus Garden » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:46 pm

A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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Post by Jin the Sugar Glider » Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:42 am

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Everything makes sense now...
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tydie904: I like penis
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Post by Octopus Garden » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:55 pm

A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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Post by Octopus Garden » Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:04 am

A Compilation of Things to Keep in Mind on NSRPShow
Dr. Richard Yaps:
I believe the tree walking/water walking techniques utilize less chakra than you recover over time, so its effectively free.
Onu:
The 25/75 rule isn't hard and fast, you guys can do more. but the more you go over it, the less likely people are to check it
Onu:
And then he tried to bang me and I asked if we could just cuddle so he knows I’m still upset about it
Kao:
Do you have one of him looking at daddy angrily
Kao:
boo fucking hoo
Onu:
validusrex#1137 — Today at 12:28 AM
25% American is still 100% FREE BABY LETS FUCKING GO
This Delightful Exchange:
Sinpoder: Where can I find a mentor?
Sinpoder: or is that Sia?
Nick: Sia is more of a palpatine than a mentor
Valkier:
Sia's the opposite, they know the system better than any of us but then ignores it to try do/allow whatever regardless 😛
Hayate:
Your intention doesn't matter if your action creates pain
Validusrex, Size of 15 Ryo Puppet Boat:
Half a kayak, large enough to fit one person bent-over or crossed-legged.
Siatupid:
There is peace in being trash.
Wright:
calling people pussies, bitches or whatever and threatening to hurt people makes you very much less than a man and much like a young boy
Onu:
You intentionally handicapping yourself is not a reason to change the system.
Onu:
It is not the mods job to build ideas for you, its our job to make them systematically acceptable. If there is a core concept to it that isn't acceptable, there is nothing any mod can say that will magically make it work.
Onu:
"Over half of the questions asked in the box can be answered by reading the rules."
Sia:
"Everything is banned until balanced."
Kabuto:
"Tourneys bring out the worst in people."
Tydie:
And part of why I scooped him is cus I wanted to make him a Toukai and people told me they thought it was a bad idea :/
so now Ryoga is a constant reminder to always do what I WANT to do, not what others think I should do
Tydie:
saigen is like the dysfunctional family you choose to be part of
Methtastic:
Crazy how elaborate the system is for a group of people who only finish a fight a tenth of the time after 2 months of arguing over 3 seconds of combat
Varian:
If you want to speed up the process you can just talk to one of the other staff members about it.
Most of them have been around longer than Director and can actually read.
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Post by Zangy » Tue Aug 30, 2016 8:43 pm

Sergiymonomyth: You know, Onu? Ever get that feeling that you want to shoot yourself with a Magmum over Stupidlity? Or drink Blech?


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Post by Valkier » Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:03 am

Totally plagiarizing Onu:
JinachiB: Okay. So two guys are working on a construction project, Joe and Tim.

JinachiB: tim bought this old house that had already been remodeled a few times and
they were taking down parts of the house so they could rebuild.

JinachiB: The first day they're working and they're hammering away and telling tolling at it.

JinachiB: Tim turns to Joe and goes "Man I'm sure glad you're here to help man, just remember my fridge is always open to you!"

JinachiB: Joe thanks him, heads tto the fridge, finds a beer and cracks it open.

JinachiB: They work for the rest of the day and call it a night.

JinachiB: Next morning they show up and get to work. The first layer is done and now they're on the second layer.

JinachiB: They keep working hard. They're tired from the day before so it goes a little slower, but it's no big deal.

JinachiB: Tim takes a moment and he goes to Joe and says "Man I really do appreciate the help"

JinachiB: just remember my fridge is always open to you"

JinachiB: Sure enough, Joe had forgotten,
so he heads to the fridge, and looks in. No beer, but there is spirte.
So he grabs a sprite and drinks away. Gets back to work with Tim and
they work all day.

JinachiB: The night comes, they call it a day, and go home.

JinachiB: Next day comes, and they've gotten two layers done. So they're on the third one now.

JinachiB: They're working even slower, Joe
is absolutely exhausted but hes promised his friend he's gonna help.
He's remembered what Tim has said about the fridge but he doesn't want
to be rude. So he waits and works hard.

JinachiB: Finally, like clockwork, Tim turns to Joe and tells him

JinachiB: "hey man, thanks for all this hard work. My fridge will always be open to you."

JinachiB: Joe is parched so by time Tim
has said this he's ready to go over. He heads to the fridge, opens it up
and all there is is water. But who is he to complain?

JinachiB: So he takes the water, drinks away, and gets back to work.

JinachiB: Finally night comes, they're almost done, and they call it a day and go home.

JinachiB: The next morning, Joe rises bright and early and heads to the store. Water
is nice, but he really prefers beer while working sohe buys a 6 pack
before he heads over. He gets there and Tim goes. "Man this is it, last
bit"

JinachiB: So they get to work, hammering away. And Joe goes "How much more do what have left?"

JinachiB: And Tim goes "I'm told there were only 4 layers. So once I break the 4th wall the joke will be over, right Onu?"

CEOnu: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Post by Valkier » Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:57 am

There you go
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Post by Zangy » Wed Aug 31, 2016 4:11 pm

CEOnu: Beleth you're not banned don't pm me you fuckstain
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Post by Zangy » Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:30 pm

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Post by Zangy » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:57 am

Fri Sep 2, 2:51:44pm
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